Thursday 18 September 2008

A MESSAGE FROM GOD

GREETINGS.
I HOPE YOU ARE ALL VERY WELL.

EHM, THERE SEEMS TO BE A MISUNDERSTANDING.
QUITE A FUNDAMENTAL ONE.
PROBABLY BECAUSE SERVAL DOESN'T COUNT VERY WELL.
AND MIA DID NOT DO VERY WELL STUDYING RELIGION.
SO LET ME PUT THINGS STRAIGHT.
FOR FUTURE KNOWLEDGE.
FIRST COMES FIRST.
SECOND COMES SECOND.
WHICH IS AFTER.
BUT ABSOLUTELY VERY FIRST WAS I.
SO FIRST COMES SECOND.
AND SECOND COMES THIRD.
WHICH REFERS TO LIVES.
NOT INCLUDING LIMBOS, PURGATORIES, HEAVENS OR HELLS.
THIS SHOULD SET THE ORDER OF CREATIONS RIGHT.
I'M GLAD WE HAVE NOW SORTED THAT ONE OUT.

MAY PEACE AND ENLIGHTENMENT BE BESTOWED UPON YOU.

YOURS, ETC.