Undead

Can you believe what Mia wrote in its diary?!

"dear diary,

the children have been good these days, ever since 'god' told them about the agonies involved with frying after having been bad to your teacher. so i decided to investigate this subject further. i soon found out about this next life, to which the headmaster was referring when speaking of that frying business. it made little sense to me, so i dived straight into it, and wow, it wasn't at all as boring as i had expected.

first, i had to name an avatar. it makes sense, as avatar is another word for incarnation, and to have a next life, you need to incarnate again. as your original incarnation was buried, or fried, or whetever. then this incarnation, which i named serval, because it's a cat and my brother's name is cat, entered the next life.

i'm still a bit puzzled, because i'm still here, in australia, spending this evening in the school, and hearing the headmaster doing it's chores in it's house closeby. so i am alive. at the same time, i've entered the land of the dead. my incarnation is clearly alive, too. i can see it moving. i can even see it flying (which, by the way, is totally normal in next life, yeah, headmaster told me of little angels, it wants me to teach the children about them). does this make me a living dead here in australia? or an undead in next life? i will have to investigate this thing further.

one really nice thing about this world behind the veil is the absence of sheep. i haven't seen a single one yet. i've seen cats and dogs and foxes, but no sheep. that's a bonus. there must be a hell of a barbecue going on in purgatory. and another thing is, this afterlife seems quite cool, quite laid-back. i took all my clothes off, just for the hell of it, and went about stark naked. no-one seemed to notice. at first i thought i was undead for real and was not seen by the incarnations i met, but then someone wrote to me and suggested sex. that was hilarious, you should have seen the size of his member! i declined in a nice way, saying he shouldn't sleep with the dead, which seemed to confuse him. i'm of course not very interested in such things. this incarnation just couldn't know. he said, in a humorous way, he would go an screw a fox or a real serval instead. i'm glad he didn't say a sheep. anyhow, next life doesn't seem to be exactly what headmaster is expecting. and in tomorrow's god class, i will teach the children about members the size of baseball bats.

mia"