What a relief! They are still there, those few friends of mine that hadn't already dumped me. So I bet it wasn't a long sleep, after all. Maybe Mia just pretended she was going away. To impress others.
"i'm going 4 a holiday. 2 germany"
Or maybe:
"i'm going on a tour. i'm in a band, u know"
And now she's staying out of sight. Hiding in the basement. Eating soup right out of the can.