Liejohns

I once spoke here about the three scary liejohns that came to the savannah planning to ravish every little kitty they could lay their paws upon. They didn't get very lucky, though, because the other cats got themselves big ears and could listen to the lions making up their plans, and stay out of reach. That's what I said last time. But the story doesn't end there.

The liejohns were deeply disappointed not getting any in the savannah. They decided to turn elsewhere for carnal grafittication, and penetrated the riverine forests. But not the way you may be thinking. They left the open land behind and went into the bush, which was the outskirt of this hardwood forest lining the big river. After quite some walking, because liejohns in general are fairly slow, they reached the river. There were no kitties around, but the liejohns saw other animals and decided to have a go.

The first liejohns grabbed himself a big flat animal by the tail, hauled it out of the water, and told it to lube up.

"Oki with me", the crocodile said, "but how about a lil bj for starters?"

The liejohns liked the idea and agreed. And all of you that know anything about crocodiles can guess how that one ended.

The second liejohns saw what happened and decided for a different kind of mate. It waded into the water to the hippopotassiumusos and threw it a good pickup line.

"That's kinda gay", the male hippo said, "but sure, I'm game if I can do you first?"

The liejohns agreed. Haha, and all of us that know about hippos know how that one ended!

The third liejohns saw what happened and decided for yet another kind of animal. Haha, it splashed up to the saddle-billed stork and rofl... lol, it's hilarious, isn't it! Poor liejohns...

/me wipes the tears from her cheeks