Tuesday 14 July 2009

Pickup

A club. Avatars. Music. A Serval. Guy enters chat range.

Guy: "mmmm"

Serval:

Guy: "may i offer friendship?"

Serval: "no ty"

Guy: "i wanna spank u hard"

Serval: "don't"

Guy: "wanna slow dance?"

Serval: "no"

Guy: "u look like [famous person goes here]"

Serval: "ty i guess"

Guy: "i'm a complete misanthrope"

Serval:

Guy: "i hate the people here in this club"

Serval: "ty"

Guy: "i'm a fucking mess"

Serval: "i know"

Guy: "what's ur rl name?"

Serval: "don't ask"

Guy: "where u from?"

Serval: "don't ask"

Guy: "fuck conversation"

Serval: "let's"

Guy: "i like ur profile"

Serval: "why?"

Guy: "it's fucking hot"

Serval: "how?"

Guy: "have u read my profile?"

Serval: "no"

Guy: "i wanna go somewhere else"

Serval: "pls do"

Guy: "wanna go somewhere else?"

Serval: "no"

Guy: "mmmmmmm"