A club. Avatars. Music. A Serval. Guy enters chat range.
Guy: "mmmm"
Serval:
Guy: "may i offer friendship?"
Serval: "no ty"
Guy: "i wanna spank u hard"
Serval: "don't"
Guy: "wanna slow dance?"
Serval: "no"
Guy: "u look like [famous person goes here]"
Serval: "ty i guess"
Guy: "i'm a complete misanthrope"
Serval:
Guy: "i hate the people here in this club"
Serval: "ty"
Guy: "i'm a fucking mess"
Serval: "i know"
Guy: "what's ur rl name?"
Serval: "don't ask"
Guy: "where u from?"
Serval: "don't ask"
Guy: "fuck conversation"
Serval: "let's"
Guy: "i like ur profile"
Serval: "why?"
Guy: "it's fucking hot"
Serval: "how?"
Guy: "have u read my profile?"
Serval: "no"
Guy: "i wanna go somewhere else"
Serval: "pls do"
Guy: "wanna go somewhere else?"
Serval: "no"
Guy: "mmmmmmm"